--- product_id: 1138394 title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz." brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild" price: "VT8931" currency: VUV in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest store_origin: VU region: Vanuatu --- # 12 oz ceramic capacity Multicolor fonts & sizes Comes in gift-ready box The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. **Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild **Price:** VT8931 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > ☕ Sip smart, insult sharper — Shakespeare’s sass in every cup! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. by the unemployed philosophers guild - **How much does it cost?** VT8931 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest) ## Best For - the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Perfect Gift Vibes:** Arrives in a stylish, fun gift box—ready to impress your fellow culture aficionados. - • **Wit Meets Function:** Sip your coffee with 30 sharp Shakespearean insults that spark conversation and laughter. - • **Durable & Practical:** Microwave and dishwasher safe ceramic mug built for daily use without losing charm. - • **Conversation Starter:** Turn your coffee break into a witty social moment with timeless Bard-inspired barbs. - • **Vibrant Visual Appeal:** Multicolor, multi-font design makes every sip a feast for the eyes and mind. ## Overview The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug is a 12 oz ceramic mug featuring 30 colorful, witty insults from Shakespeare’s plays. Designed with a comfortable handle and vibrant fonts, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, making it both a practical and playful addition to your daily coffee ritual. Packaged in a stylish gift box, it’s the perfect gift for professionals who appreciate humor, culture, and a touch of intellectual edge. ## Description The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. 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Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages. More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. If you're unemployed, how come you have a job? We are employed, just not as philosophers. ## Features - The Shakespearean Insults Mug is covered with 30 of the funniest and most biting insults from the plays of William Shakespeare - The insults appear in a variety of fonts, sizes, and colors, making the mug a delight for your eyes and mind - Wake up in the morning feeling like a "canker-blossom"? Lift your spirits with these cutting barbs from The Bard - 14 oz. ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle - All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box - Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0038TYV7I | | Age Range Description | Adult | | Best Sellers Rank | #39,084 in Kitchen & Dining ( See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining ) #494 in Novelty Coffee Mugs #3,623 in Glassware & Drinkware | | Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Capacity | 12 Fluid Ounces | | Color | Multicolor | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 out of 5 stars 1,462 Reviews | | Global Trade Identification Number | 00814229000297 | | Included Components | Handle | | Is the item dishwasher safe? | Yes | | Is the item microwaveable? | Yes | | Item Dimensions W x H | 3.75"W x 3.5"H | | Item Weight | 0.79 Pounds | | Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | | Manufacturer Part Number | 0065 | | Material | Ceramic | | Material Features | Ceramic | | Material Type | Ceramic | | Model Number | 0065 | | Number of Items | 1 | | Occasion | Birthday | | Other Special Features of the Product | Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe | | Pattern | Letter Print | | Product Care Instructions | Hand Wash Only, Machine Wash, Microwave Safe | | Product Style | Modern | | Recommended Uses For Product | Home | | Reusability | Reusable | | Shape | Round | | Size | 12 Ounces | | Special Feature | Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe | | Specific Uses For Product | Hot Drinks | | Style | Modern | | Theme | Comic | | UPC | 814229000297 | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - **Capacity:** 12 Fluid Ounces - **Color:** Multicolor - **Material:** Ceramic - **Special Feature:** Dishwasher Safe, Microwave Safe ## Images ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81S1z9y2UBL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71jqEF-8KiL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71RN8MUXLsL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81bzaWhylAL.jpg) ![The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1jy+U1X+5L.jpg) ## Questions & Answers **Q: What are your mugs made of?** A: All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic! **Q: How many ounces is this mug?** A: The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL). **Q: Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?** A: Yes! **Q: What is included?** A: You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box! **Q: What can I put in my mug?** A: Whatever your heart desires. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review *by F***C on September 13, 2016* ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review *by S***E on November 24, 2025* ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review *by A***Y on October 19, 2025* ## Frequently Bought Together - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box, 14 oz. - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild First Lines of Literature Coffee Mug - Famous Openings from Books, Novellas, and Short-Stories, Comes in a Box, 14oz - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Quotes Coffee Mug - Famous Lines from Flying Circus, Holy Grail, and More, Comes in Gift Box, 14 oz --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.vu/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/1138394-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest) --- *Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu* *Store origin: VU* *Last updated: 2026-05-08*