---
product_id: 135147390
title: "You're One Year Closer to Smelling of Piss Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card"
brand: "blue beryl"
price: "VT2512"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/135147390-youre-one-year-closer-to-smelling-of-piss-happy-birthday
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
---

# You're One Year Closer to Smelling of Piss Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card

**Brand:** blue beryl
**Price:** VT2512
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** You're One Year Closer to Smelling of Piss Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card by blue beryl
- **How much does it cost?** VT2512 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- blue beryl enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted blue beryl brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Cellophane wrapped high quality card with craft envelope. Blank insideA5 Card (210×148)Pack of 6, Funny Birthday Day Card

## Features

- Funny Birthday Day Card
- Thick peel & seal craft envelope, Premium quality - cello wrapped
- Large card (A5) - blank inside
- Despatched next weekday via royal mail 1st class post
- More cards for all occasions available, see the Blue Beryl store
- ›See more product details

## Images

![You're One Year Closer to Smelling of Piss Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card - Image 1](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71KWfIf5i3L.jpg)

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-05-11*