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product_id: 20254126
title: "I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T-Shirt"
brand: "themain"
price: "FREE"
currency: VUV
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/20254126-i-didnt-fart-my-arse-blew-you-a-kiss-t
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 60% Polyester / 40% Cotton Moisture-Wicking & Quick Dry Coolmax Fabric for Active Wear I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T-Shirt

**Brand:** themain
**Price:** FREE
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 💨 Wear Your Humor with Style!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T-Shirt by themain
- **How much does it cost?** FREE with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- themain enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted themain brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Easy Care:** Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.
- • **Stay Fresh:** Moisture-wicking technology keeps you dry during workouts.
- • **Versatile Fit:** Available in multiple colors to match your vibe.
- • **Sporty & Stylish:** Stand out with a unique colorblock design!
- • **Ultimate Comfort:** Lightweight fabric that feels like a second skin.

## Overview

The 'I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss' T-Shirt combines a playful message with high-performance fabric, making it perfect for active women who want to express their personality while staying comfortable and stylish. Made from a blend of 60% polyester and 40% cotton, this shirt features moisture-wicking Coolmax technology, a sporty colorblock design, and is machine washable for easy care. Available in various colors and sizes, it’s designed to fit your active lifestyle.

## Description

Women's High-Tech clothing built for your active lifestyle, whether running at Gym or on the Go. Wide Tipped collar and side contrasting colorblock creates Unique Sporty Look. Light and Soft Coolmax Fabric, Wick moisture and Quick Dry. Contrasting colors on side waist for more Slim Look, Multiple Colors Available.MeasurementUS XXL (Asia XXXL) size - Chest : 47 / Shoulder : 20.5 / Sleeve : 25.1 / Length : 30Color Disclaimer : Due to monitor settings, monitor pixel definitions, we cannot guarantee that the color you see on your screen as an exact color of the product. We strive to make our colors as accurate as possible; however, colors are approximations of actual colors.Lower price is available with a large order.

## Features

- 60% POLIESTER / 40% COTTON
- Women's High-Tech clothing built for your active lifestyle, whether running at Gym or on the Go. Wide Tipped collar and side contrasting colorblock creates Unique Sporty Look. Light and Soft Coolmax Fabric, Wick moisture and Quick Dry. Contrasting colors on side waist for more Slim Look, Multiple Colors Available.
- Machine Washable / Do not bleach / Low iron if necessary
- We are trying to take photos to show colors of items as they are. They, however, can be shown a little differently according to settings of your monitor.
- Sizes of our products differ from standard US sizes (X-Large to XXX-Large). The size on the tag is in Asian Size. And mostly styles are Asian sizes and smaller than US or EU size. Please check sizing info to make sure your measurement before ordering. 1 ~ 2cm may vary depending on the measuring position.
- Style no : #WTL14

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-05-09*