--- product_id: 257619995 title: "CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift" brand: "kruzroyal" price: "VT3534" currency: VUV in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 category: "Kruzroyal" url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/257619995-cs861-im-not-saying-im-batman-im-just-saying-nobody store_origin: VU region: Vanuatu --- # High-gloss easy-clean finish Compact 9cm x 9cm size Durable MDF wood base CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift **Brand:** kruzroyal **Price:** VT3534 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🦇 Own your secret identity with every sip! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift by kruzroyal - **How much does it cost?** VT3534 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/257619995-cs861-im-not-saying-im-batman-im-just-saying-nobody) ## Best For - kruzroyal enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted kruzroyal brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Perfectly Sized:** At 9cm square, it fits seamlessly on any desk, bar, or Batcave without stealing the spotlight. - • **Glossy Statement:** High-shine finish ensures your witty quote pops while making cleanup effortless—because heroes don’t do mess. - • **Subtle Power Move:** Drop a major clue without saying a word—this coaster is your silent, stylish nod to the legend within. - • **Gift-Ready Heroism:** The ultimate clever gift for dads, colleagues, or that secret Batman in your life—guaranteed to spark smiles and conversations. - • **Stealthy Durability:** Crafted from rigid MDF wood, built to withstand daily coffee missions without flinching. ## Overview The Kruzroyal Batman Coaster is a premium 9cm x 9cm MDF wood coaster featuring a high-gloss finish and a witty Batman-themed quote. Designed for durability and effortless cleaning, it’s the perfect gift for professionals who appreciate subtle humor and stylish desk accessories that spark conversation. ## Description Do you operate in the shadows? Are you the silent, watchful guardian of the office coffee machine? Does your sense of justice extend to ensuring everyone uses a coaster?Perhaps you're not the hero they think you are. Perhaps you're something more. You need an accessory that doesn't blow your cover... but drops a very, very heavy hint.Introducing the Kruzroyal Batman Coaster – The Unofficial Gear for Your Secret Identity.This isn't just a coaster. It's plausible deniability. It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, sitting right there on your coffee table. It poses the one question that has no logical answer:"I'm not Saying I'm Batman, I'm just Saying Nobody has Ever seen me and Batman in a Room Together."The evidence is circumstantial, but compelling. Let them wonder. Place your mug down with the quiet confidence of a man who might just have a grappling hook in his briefcase.A Legendary Gift for Any Occasion:It's the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who is your personal hero.It’s on your colleague's desk, earning a knowing smile from everyone who gets the joke.It's a subtle, cool addition to the man cave, right next to the Batarang collection.A Heroic Build for a Legendary StatementWe've engineered this coaster with the quality a hero deserves.Excellent quality gift coaster: A premium product for a man of mystery.High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster (not weak cork): As dependable and steadfast as Alfred.Easy wipe clean glossy finish: Because even the Dark Knight spills his tea sometimes.Package Quantity = 1 Coaster Only: One perfect piece of evidence.Approx. Measurements: 9 cm x 9 cm: The ideal size for the Bat-Signal... or a mug.It's not the coaster they deserve, but it's the one they need right now.Add this legendary coaster to your basket. Your secret is safe with us. Kruzroyal Logo is a trademark of KT International Ltd Registered in England. The unauthorised use, disclosure or copying of this product design or any information is strictly prohibited. Trademark no UK00003240989. Review: A great drinks coaster - An ideal small gift for any Batman fan, good value for money, nice quality and great to use as a drink coaster. Review: Very amusing! - Very amusing and makes everyone snigger who reads it! ## Features - 🦇 DROP A HINT... OR A MAJOR CLUE? For the silent guardian of the office or the watchful protector of the remote control. This coaster features the legendary quote: "I'm not Saying I'm Batman, I'm just Saying Nobody has Ever seen me and Batman in a Room Together." The perfect, witty accessory for your resident hero. - 🎁 THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE HERO IN YOUR LIFE: Searching for a gift for the man who has everything (including a secret identity)? This is it! A brilliant present for a dad, husband, brother, or colleague. Ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas stocking fillers, or just because. - 💪 BUILT TOUGHER THAN THE BATMOBILE: A hero's gear needs to be reliable. This coaster is crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), ensuring it’s tough, durable, and ready to withstand any mission... or a hot cup of coffee. - ✨ SLEEK FINISH, EFFORTLESS CLEANUP: Even Gotham's hero appreciates low maintenance. The coaster boasts a flawless, high-gloss finish that not only makes the text sharp but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It handles spills without any drama, leaving you to focus on saving the city. - 🇬🇧 THE PERFECT ACCESSORY FOR THE BATCAVE (OR OFFICE): Sized at a practical 9cm x 9cm, it’s a great addition to any desk, man cave, home bar, or coffee table. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to protect surfaces while you protect your secret. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B07DLGB1TQ | | Best Sellers Rank | 100,546 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 388 in Coasters | | Brand | Kruzroyal | | Colour | Navy Blue, White | | Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (135) | | Date First Available | 7 Jun. 2018 | | Diameter | 9 Centimetres | | Item Weight | 30 g | | Material | Wood | ## Product Details - **Brand:** Kruzroyal - **Colour:** Navy Blue, White - **Material:** Wood - **Product care instructions:** Dry Clean Only - **Shape:** Square ## Images ![CS861 I'm not saying i'm batman, i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together. Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Superhero Gag Gift - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71QCMuVEKKL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A great drinks coaster *by V***N on 25 June 2025* An ideal small gift for any Batman fan, good value for money, nice quality and great to use as a drink coaster. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Very amusing! *by M***H on 19 February 2025* Very amusing and makes everyone snigger who reads it! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great simple gift *by S***M on 8 December 2024* Got this for a friend who loves Batman! Worked a treat! 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