--- product_id: 29575947 title: "I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, 1)" brand: "ally carter" price: "VT4361" currency: VUV in_stock: true reviews_count: 7 url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/29575947-id-tell-you-i-love-you-but-then-id-have store_origin: VU region: Vanuatu --- # I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, 1) **Brand:** ally carter **Price:** VT4361 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, 1) by ally carter - **How much does it cost?** VT4361 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/29575947-id-tell-you-i-love-you-but-then-id-have) ## Best For - ally carter enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted ally carter brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Full description not available ## Images ![I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, 1) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81tAqO9l40L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I Want to be a Gallagher Girl! *by O***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on March 26, 2013* It is so sad when horrible titles and silly covers happen to good books. After reading Heist Society, by Ally Carter, (another stupid title) I knew to look past the packaging with her Gallagher Girls series and give it a shot. But I am not going to lie, I never would have picked up a book called I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You... not without previous knowledge of the author's story telling prowess!Cammie Morgan is a Gallagher Academy legacy, and her mother is the headmistress, but she is another kind of legacy, too. Both Cammie's parents were spies. In fact, the Gallagher Academy is a school for teen girl spies-in-training. The town where Gallagher Academy resides, however, thinks the Academy is for over-privileged rich girls. The girls' first mission is to keep the deep cover of the school and remember their legends (back stories) with the rest of the town.On a routine Covert Ops assignment (tail an untailable faculty member), Cammie is noticed by a local boy. This wouldn't be so unnerving if Cammie wasn't considered the best "pavement artist" at the Academy. She is able to go completely unnoticed and blend into the background in any situation... so how did Josh see her? With a hilarious troupe of misfit young female spies, Cammie and her genius friends begin Covert Ops on Josh to make sure he isn't a Honey Pot (a person using attraction to derail a spy). But Cammie's star-crossed interest in Josh could lead to more trouble than they bargained for!The first installment of the Gallagher Girls Series is really fun! It isn't the deepest story, or have some important lesson to be learned, but instead is just some good, wholesome, PG-13 rated fun! I can understand the critics of the series who are worried about the "action" of the story, but it is important to remember these girls are 15-16 years old. There isn't any real spy trouble at the academy (although I predict it might appear later in the series) because these are young girls in training. But the fun, silly happenings are still enough to keep a reader engaged and laughing.The reading level is fairly low, the content is very, very mild, and the story is lots of fun. This is the perfect book for early middle school. I would recommend this for a wide range of students (although I don't think it would appeal to boys), including high skilled 4th graders all the way to 9th grade. It might even be suitable for a low-skilled 10-12th grader, but only if they are a little more immature than their peers. I can imagine this series might be too young for most older students. But if you find the right girl to read this series, you are going to have a happy reader! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ thoughts on I'd tell you I love you but then I have to kill you *by B***E on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 19, 2013* This is a fun book. One to sit on the beach and just enjoy. No thinking, no hidden meaning in it just one to laugh at and enjoy. The first of the Gallagher Girls introduces us to Cammie, Macey, Bex, Liz and Josh. Josh is the boy that Cammie, Bex and Liz do recon on so that Cammie can date him.They want to make sure he's okay for Cammie not a spy or agent. And the shenanigans they go through to find this out are hysterical.Or even just some of the everyday things are funny. Bex in driver's ed. "Rebecca, that could have been a pedestrian,"Madame Dabney warned, but she didn't use her emergency brake, so now I'll always wonder what Madame Dabney saw in France to make her definition of "emergency" so wildly skewed."After learning about garbage and its meaning in Coveops class (with the handsome Jo Solomon) they decide to try this out so who will this happen to and create a report on said Garbage :"Report of trash taken from the home of Josh AbramsNumber of empty Ben & Jerry's containers:3- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben and Jerry's anyway? Is there a greater waste?)Number of Pottery Barn catalogs: 14 (no items marked or otherwise identified, even though the Windsor Washable Throw Pillows were on sale and appeared to be quite a bargain.)" Her dates and them being analyzed by everyone is hysterical. These girls are classic especially since only Macey has been around boys before.Cammie's thoughts of a minivan are great:"I'd never been in a minivan before. It was like the road-trip portion of my great small-town experiment-with cup holders. Take it from someone who is highly interested in gadgetry on both a personal and professional level-the modern day espionage world has nothing on the good folks at General Motors when it comes to cup holder design."Of all the things to think about when going on a date cup holders.This is how the whole book goes just fun entertainment.A wonderful story filled with laughter and just fun entertainment. Great for the beach. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Book Review (May Contains Spoilers) *by A***E on Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on December 9, 2016* I decided to read this book because I had previously read the Heist Society series and I had read a lot of good reviews about and I really enjoyed reading this book and cannot wait to get started on the next one.Cammie is a student at Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women and also the Head teachers daughter. The Gallagher Academy is an all girls school for young spies where the girls are taught various languages and numerous ways to kill someone.Cammie and the rest of the sophomore girls get to join the Cov Ops class and the first mission Cammie and her friends go on turns out to be a lot more complicated than they first thought, Cammie falls in love while on the mission.Cammie has to make up stories so that she can keep on seeing him without letting it slip that she goes to Gallagher Academy. This is easy for Cammie as she is taught on how to keep a fake identity straight, her friends help her to get to know the guy by pulling off their own missions and stake outs to get dirt on the lad.This story has a lot of great scenes that I want to write about but if I do the it will spoil it so if you have't yet read this book WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.vu/products/29575947-id-tell-you-i-love-you-but-then-id-have](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/29575947-id-tell-you-i-love-you-but-then-id-have) --- *Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu* *Store origin: VU* *Last updated: 2026-05-08*