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product_id: 401090392
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "VT8084"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/401090392-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-fortunes-against-humanity-offend-someone
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 100% vegan & guilt-free 12 individually wrapped cookies 12 devilishly dark fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** VT8084
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🌶️ Offend with style—because boring parties are so last year!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** VT8084 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/401090392-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-fortunes-against-humanity-offend-someone)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Vegan & Proud:** Savor every bite knowing these cookies are 100% plant-based and cruelty-free.
- • **Crafted in the USA:** Authentic, high-quality vanilla fortune cookies made with care and a wicked twist.
- • **Perfectly Packaged:** Individually wrapped for freshness and shareability—no awkward crumbs, just laughs.
- • **Dark Humor, Delivered:** Unleash the bleakest, most wicked fortunes that spark unforgettable party moments.
- • **Party Starter Guaranteed:** Elevate any adult gathering with edgy, hilarious fortunes that break the ice instantly.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes offers a pack of 12 vegan, individually wrapped fortune cookies infused with dark, edgy humor designed for adult parties. Crafted in the USA with a firm vanilla cookie base, these cookies deliver uniquely offensive fortunes that guarantee laughs and memorable moments for the 18+ crowd.

## Description

desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity, Offend Someone You Love Today! Adult Party Idea with Dark Humor (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Perfect for a party - Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
Review: DONT BUY FROM desertcart - 100% great company, but do not buy these off desertcart! Buy from the website. desertcart is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From desertcart it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how desertcart is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

## Features

- NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED: Beware! These are our bleakest creation yet. These fortunes are dark. Like, really dark.
- MESSAGES SO DARK, we could only get them printed in New Jersey.
- DEVILISHLY RED: You know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09NJXKJFW |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #29,426 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Against Humanity |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 408 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.17 Kilograms |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Tankinz Noodle |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Packaging Feature | Wrap |
| Product Benefits | Provides unique, dark humor entertainment and vegan-friendly, individually wrapped cookies. |
| Set Name | Against Humanity |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851408 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for a party
*by A***R on February 20, 2026*

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
*by C***R on March 25, 2026*

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

### ⭐⭐⭐ Funny-ish gag gift
*by L***Y on March 9, 2026*

Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-05-11*