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product_id: 410025375
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "VT7698"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/410025375-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 100% Vegan Ingredients Professionally Written Comedy Fortunes 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** VT7698
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🥠 Crack open your fate — if you dare! Laughs guaranteed or your bad luck back.

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** VT7698 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/410025375-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-unlucky-dozen-for-those)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Locally Crafted:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, ensuring authentic quality.
- • **Perfectly Packaged:** Each cookie individually wrapped for freshness and hygienic sharing at any event.
- • **Unleash the Laughs:** Outrageously funny fortunes crafted by pro comedy writers to spark unforgettable party moments.
- • **Vegan & Guilt-Free:** 100% plant-based cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth without compromise.
- • **Conversation Starter:** Racy, salty fortunes that break the ice and ignite lively, hilarious debates.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver a dozen vegan, individually wrapped vanilla fortune cookies featuring irreverent, professionally written fortunes designed to entertain adults at parties and gatherings. Made in Indianapolis, these cookies combine classic Chinese cuisine with a modern twist of humor, perfect for anyone 18+ looking to add a bold, hilarious touch to celebrations.

## Description

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Review: Perfect for a party - Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
Review: DONT BUY FROM desertcart - 100% great company, but do not buy these off desertcart! Buy from the website. desertcart is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From desertcart it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how desertcart is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09SP8CZDB |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #33,833 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #9 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Unlucky Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.0 out of 5 stars 410 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Cookies, Individually_wrapped |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 5 Ounces |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings |
| Set Name | 1 |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851415 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Gift, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for a party
*by A***R on February 20, 2026*

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
*by C***R on March 25, 2026*

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

### ⭐⭐⭐ Funny-ish gag gift
*by L***Y on March 9, 2026*

Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.

## Frequently Bought Together

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*Last updated: 2026-05-08*