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product_id: 435412566
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "VT7698"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 9
category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time"
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/435412566-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 100% Vegan & Allergy Conscious 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies Professionally Written Hilarious Fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** VT7698
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍪 Crack open a laugh—fortune cookies that serve sass with every bite!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** VT7698 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/435412566-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your)

## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfectly Packaged Fun:** Each cookie individually wrapped to keep freshness and shareability at peak.
- • **Locally Crafted with Love:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, ensuring quality and authenticity.
- • **Sassy Snacking, Guilt-Free:** 100% vegan cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth without compromise.
- • **Twisted Humor, Safe for All:** Witty, irreverent fortunes crafted by comedy pros—fun for every age group.
- • **Party Starter Extraordinaire:** Ideal for birthdays, April Fool’s, or any occasion craving laughs and lighthearted vibes.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Sassy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies featuring professionally written, hilariously twisted fortunes safe for all ages. Perfect for parties or gifting, these vanilla-flavored treats are crafted in Indianapolis and designed to bring laughter and a unique twist to the classic fortune cookie experience.

## Description

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Review: Perfect for a party - Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
Review: DONT BUY FROM desertcart - 100% great company, but do not buy these off desertcart! Buy from the website. desertcart is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From desertcart it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how desertcart is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing.
- SAFE FOR ALL AGES: All the gloomy fun of our other Miss Fortunes, but without all the dirty talk.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.
- MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| ASIN  | B0B14QWW3R |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #32,174 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Sassy Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (408) |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.13 Kilograms |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Manufacturer  | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. |
| Product Dimensions  | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches; 3.9 ounces |
| Set Name | The Sassy Dozen |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| UPC  | 658238851385 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |
| Units  | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for a party
*by A***R on February 20, 2026*

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
*by C***R on March 25, 2026*

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

### ⭐⭐⭐ Funny-ish gag gift
*by L***Y on March 9, 2026*

Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.

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*Last updated: 2026-05-08*