---
product_id: 5178594
title: "High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat"
brand: "high cotton"
price: "VT16757"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/5178594-high-cotton-well-butter-my-butt-and-call-me-biscuit
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 18" x 27" size Easy to clean Indoor/outdoor use High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat

**Brand:** high cotton
**Price:** VT16757
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🍪 Step into Southern Hospitality with a Smile!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat by high cotton
- **How much does it cost?** VT16757 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/5178594-high-cotton-well-butter-my-butt-and-call-me-biscuit)

## Best For

- high cotton enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted high cotton brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfect Gift:** A quirky gift for friends who love a good laugh!
- • **Durable Design:** Crafted from 100% Olefin for long-lasting use.
- • **Vibrant Colors:** Color fast ink ensures your doormat stays bright.
- • **Welcome with Style:** Add a touch of Southern charm to your entryway!
- • **Effortless Maintenance:** Simply hose it down and let it dry flat.

## Overview

The High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat measures 18" x 27" and is made from 100% Olefin, featuring stitched edges and color fast ink for vibrant, long-lasting colors. It's designed for both indoor and outdoor use, making it a versatile addition to any home. Cleaning is a breeze—just wash with a hose and dry flat!

## Description

Your guests will laugh out loud when they arrive at your door. These hysterical doormats are funny yet functional

## Features

- 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink
- Cleaning is easy, simply wash with hose and dry flat

## Images

![High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Up-bALmLL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Awesome Gift.
  

*by T***V on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on December 19, 2015*

Always a hit! Brought this to a Chinese Christmas party at work...people went crazy!!!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Cute for entry into a biscuit lovers man cave!
  

*by S***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on February 14, 2022*

Cute door mat, hilarious product sticker on back of doormat!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    It's seen a lot of traffic in and out of our apartment yet still looks great. Other than the usual dust and dirt that ...
  

*by F***R on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 28, 2015*

My husband and I had been looking at buying this exact mat for over a year when we finally bought it. When it finally arrived, we were ecstatic with the product. It's seen a lot of traffic in and out of our apartment yet still looks great. Other than the usual dust and dirt that accumulates over time, the mat itself has held up perfectly and still looks brand new after it's cleaned off. We've had many laughs over it and lots of comments from guests/friends that it was unique and cute. It's been a hit at our home from day one and we've been nothing but extremely satisfied with both the product and the service we received during purchase.

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-03*