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product_id: 51793584
title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box"
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "VT14702"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild"
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/51793584-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespearean-insults-coffee-mug-shakespeares-wittiest
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 14 oz ceramic capacity 30 colorful, varied fonts & sizes Comes in a vibrant gift box The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** VT14702
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> ☕ Unleash your inner Bard—sip, insult, and conquer your day with style!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug - Shakespeare's Wittiest and Meanest Insults - Comes in a Fun Gift Box by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** VT14702 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Gift-Ready Packaging:** Arrives in a beautifully designed box, perfect for gifting to the literary lover or office prankster in your life.
- • **Eye-Catching Typography:** A playful mix of fonts and colors that makes every insult pop—because your mug should be as bold as you are.
- • **Generous 14 oz Capacity:** Enough coffee to fuel your day and your clever comebacks without constant refills.
- • **Microwave Safe Convenience:** Heat up your drink without losing the bite—mug designed for modern busy pros.
- • **Sip with Shakespearean Sass:** Wake up to 30 of the Bard’s sharpest insults, turning your morning brew into a witty ritual.

## Overview

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespearean Insults Coffee Mug features 30 of Shakespeare’s wittiest and meanest insults in a vibrant mix of fonts and colors on a durable 14 oz ceramic mug. Microwave safe and packaged in a colorful gift box, it’s a perfect blend of literary humor and practical design for coffee lovers and culture aficionados alike.

## Description

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England. His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: "Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt" "lump of foul deformity" "Thou art a boil, a plague sore" and the puzzling "Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog." All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!

Review: Brilliant product - Highly recommended. Makes a fun talking point when giving a nice hot mug of tea or coffee to guests. Might even lead to a conversation about literature. A good buy.
Review: Beautiful! - Exactly as I expected.

## Features

- The Shakespearean Insults Mug is covered with 30 of the funniest and most biting insults from the plays of William Shakespeare
- The insults appear in a variety of fonts, sizes, and colors, making the mug a delight for your eyes and mind
- Wake up in the morning feeling like a "canker-blossom"? Lift your spirits with these cutting barbs from The Bard
- 14 oz. ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle
- All of our mugs come in a beautifully designed, colorful box
- Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0038TYV7I |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | 150,326 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 1,414 in Coffee Cups |
| Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Capacity | 12 Fluid Ounces |
| Colour | Insults |
| Country Of Origin | China |
| Customer Package Type | FFP |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (1,395) |
| Finish Type | Glossy |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 00814229000297 |
| Included Components | Handle |
| Is the item dishwasher safe? | Yes |
| Is the item microwaveable? | Yes |
| Item Dimensions W x H | 9.5W x 8.9H centimetres |
| Item Shape | Cylindrical |
| Item Type Name | Mug |
| Item Weight | 358 g |
| Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 0065 |
| Material Features | Poly-Coated |
| Material Type | Ceramic |
| Material Type Free | Plastic and metal |
| Model Number | 0065 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day |
| Other Special Features of the Product | Microwave Safe |
| Pattern | Textual - Shakespearean Insults |
| Product Care Instructions | Dishwasher Safe |
| Product Style | Classic |
| Recommended Uses For Product | Consumption of hot drinks |
| Reusability | Reusable |
| Size | 1 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specific Uses For Product | Hot Drinks |
| Theme | Comic |
| UPC | 814229000297 |
| Unit Count | 1.0 count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Capacity:** 12 Fluid Ounces
- **Colour:** Insults
- **Material:** Ceramic
- **Special feature:** Microwave Safe

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## Questions & Answers

**Q: What are your mugs made of?**
A: All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic!

**Q: How many ounces is this mug?**
A: The Shakespearean Insults Mug holds 14 oz (400mL).

**Q: Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?**
A: Yes!

**Q: What is included?**
A: You'll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box!

**Q: What can I put in my mug?**
A: Whatever your heart desires.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Brilliant product
*by C***H on 27 August 2020*

Highly recommended. Makes a fun talking point when giving a nice hot mug of tea or coffee to guests. Might even lead to a conversation about literature. A good buy.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Beautiful!
*by V***N on 17 December 2025*

Exactly as I expected.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fab Mug!
*by M***D on 18 December 2021*

Great mug for Shakespeare fan! Larger than I expected, which is welcomed. Quick delivery & very well packaged, would def buy from Unique Globe again.

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*Last updated: 2026-05-12*