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product_id: 54226018
title: "I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch"
brand: "dorothy spring"
price: "VT3186"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "Dorothy Spring"
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/54226018-i-would-like-to-apologize-to-anyone-i-have-not
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
---

# Glossy, high-shine finish Compact 9x9 cm size Premium solid wood base I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch

**Brand:** dorothy spring
**Price:** VT3186
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🪵✨ Elevate your coffee game with a coaster that speaks louder than words!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch by dorothy spring
- **How much does it cost?** VT3186 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/54226018-i-would-like-to-apologize-to-anyone-i-have-not)

## Best For

- dorothy spring enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted dorothy spring brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Gift-Ready Vibes:** Ideal for gifting to colleagues, friends, or that one family member who loves a good laugh.
- • **Perfectly Portable:** Compact 3.5x3.5 inch size fits any workspace or living room setup effortlessly.
- • **Sarcasm Meets Style:** Make every coffee break a conversation starter with witty charm.
- • **Durable Gloss Finish:** Protects against spills while adding a sleek, polished look to your desk or bar.
- • **Handcrafted Italian Quality:** Crafted in Italy with premium wood for a unique blend of durability and design.

## Overview

This 9x9 cm square wooden coaster from Dorothy Spring features a high-quality gloss finish and a sarcastic quote that adds personality to any space. Made in Italy from durable wood, it’s a perfect gift for professionals and trendsetters who appreciate humor and style in their everyday essentials.

## Description

Dorothy Spring I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch: Dorothy Spring I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended Sarcastic Square Wooden Coaster Gloss Finish Size 9x9 cm / 3.5x3.5 inch: desertcart.co.uk: Home & Kitchen

Review: Nice quality - Bought as a fun prize for family golf day went down well plenty of laughs .
Review: Fun present - Good quality product.

## Features

- Wooden Coaster
- Perfect gift for family, mum, sister, daughter, granddaughter, grandmother, girlfriend, wife, friends and colleagues
- Ideal gift for Christmas, Birthdays and new house
- High Quality Beautiful Gloss Finish Print

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B01IG715F2 |
| Best Sellers Rank | 538,681 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 2,959 in Coasters |
| Brand Name | Dorothy Spring |
| Colour | Multicolor |
| Country Of Origin | Italy |
| Customer Reviews | 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (254) |
| Is Dishwasher Safe | No |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 9L x 9W centimetres |
| Item Shape | Square |
| Item Thickness | 4 Millimetres |
| Item Weight | 50 Grams |
| Manufacturer | Dorothy Spring |
| Manufacturer Part Number | 001 |
| Material Type | Wood |
| Model Number | 001 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Product Care Instructions | Hand Wash Only |
| UPC | 806374248686 |
| Unit Count | 1.0 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Dorothy Spring
- **Colour:** Multicolor
- **Material:** Wood
- **Product care instructions:** Hand Wash Only
- **Shape:** Square

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nice quality
*by K***H on 9 July 2023*

Bought as a fun prize for family golf day went down well plenty of laughs .

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun present
*by P***P on 31 January 2026*

Good quality product.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cup mat
*by K***Y on 26 December 2023*

Love the wording of this, came very quick. Good product

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*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-05-04*