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product_id: 624746017
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "VT8604"
currency: VUV
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 1
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/624746017-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-boozy-dozen-its-like
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# 100% vegan ingredients 12 unique cookies per pack 12 original, professionally written jokes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** VT8604
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🍸 Crack open a cookie, unleash the chaos—happy hour just got hilarious!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** VT8604 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

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## Key Features

- • **Vegan & Proud:** 100% plant-based ingredients mean you can indulge your sweet tooth and your ethical standards simultaneously.
- • **No Repeat Laughs:** Enjoy 12 completely unique fortunes per bag—no duplicates, no reruns, just fresh humor every time.
- • **Comedy Crafted by Pros:** Every fortune is penned by professional comedy writers, ensuring sharp wit and guaranteed laughs at your next gathering.
- • **Sinfully Sweet, Wickedly Funny:** Each cookie delivers a perfectly baked crunch paired with a salty, irreverent fortune that breaks the mold of traditional predictions.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Perfectly portioned and hygienically sealed cookies keep their crispness and humor intact until the moment of reveal.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Boozy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, 100% vegan fortune cookies featuring unique, professionally written comedic fortunes. Designed to spark laughter and conversation, these cookies blend sweet crunch with salty, irreverent messages—perfect as a party starter or a cheeky gift for the millennial professional craving humor with their snack.

## Description

12 sinfully delicious fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing! Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Fortune Cookies. 12 unique fortunes in every bag. No repeat jokes, ever. Jokes written by Professional Comedy Writers. Most of our bags are intended for a mature audience, however, the Sassy Dozen is safe for all ages.

Review: Duplicate fortunes - These are expensive and the count is small. We had duplicate fortunes and I felt for the price and the small quantity the fortunes should have all been different.

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing!
- WRITTEN BY PROFESSIONAL COMEDY WRITERS.: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- NO REPEATS GUARANTEED: 12 original jokes in each bag.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN  | B0CZSCQPF5 |
| Best Sellers Rank | #312,985 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #64 in Fortune Cookies |
| Customer Reviews | 3.9 3.9 out of 5 stars (3) |
| Item Weight  | 3.9 ounces |
| Manufacturer  | Miss Fortunes |
| Units  | 3.9 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 12
- **Occasion:** Bachelorettte Party, Birthday, Lunar New Year, Party, Valentine's Day
- **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce

## Images

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![Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41oy8NL+AtL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐ Duplicate fortunes
*by S***O on December 3, 2025*

These are expensive and the count is small. We had duplicate fortunes and I felt for the price and the small quantity the fortunes should have all been different.

## Frequently Bought Together

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*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-04*