---
product_id: 64852600
title: "I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T Shirt Tee Xmas Funny Gift Top Comedy"
brand: "rutmerch"
price: "VT8479"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/64852600-i-didnt-fart-my-arse-blew-you-a-kiss-t
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
---

# I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T Shirt Tee Xmas Funny Gift Top Comedy

**Brand:** rutmerch
**Price:** VT8479
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T Shirt Tee Xmas Funny Gift Top Comedy by rutmerch
- **How much does it cost?** VT8479 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/64852600-i-didnt-fart-my-arse-blew-you-a-kiss-t)

## Best For

- rutmerch enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted rutmerch brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

BRAND NEW "I DIDN'T FART MY ARSE BLEW YOU A KISS" COMEDY T-SHIRT 100% Cotton, Machine Washable and you can Tumble Dry them. Ideal Gift. Great Quality T Shirt! Size Chart: Size S - Chest Size 38-40____ Size M - Chest Size 41-43____ Size L - Chest Size 44-46____ Size XL - Chest Size 47-49____ Size XXL - Chest Size 50-52. AVAILABLE IN THE FOLLOWING COLOURS: Black, White, Red, Blue or Green All of our t-shirts are produced to the highest possible standard. Our t-shirts are 100% cotton providing a comfortable feel. The garments are long lasting, machine washable and you can tumble dry them. We dispatch all t-shirts within 1-2 working days. We pride ourselves on our customer service. If you do have any issues with your product please contact us before leaving bad feedback, we will be happy to help. If you require any further information then please feel free to message us. Thank you.

## Features

- Chest Sizes. _S,38"-40"___M,41"-43"___L,44"-46"___XL,47-49"___XXL,50"-52"
- Machine Wash and Tumble Dry
- 100% Cotton
- Machine Wash
- Fastening: Pull On
- Collar Style: Club Collar
- Regular Fit
- Short Sleeve
- Great Gift
- Fast Dispatch & Free UK Delivery
- Great Quality Cotton T Shirt

## Images

![I Didn't Fart My Arse Blew You A Kiss T Shirt Tee Xmas Funny Gift Top Comedy - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/712nD5HdEcL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Colour, Size** options.

## Customer Reviews

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    fun
  

*by M***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 April 2017*

Good quality though take care when washing as shrinks a lot

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    Four Stars
  

*by R***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 January 2018*

good fun  t shirt

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    Four Stars
  

*by L***Y on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 December 2016*

Good quality washes great well worth the money.

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-05-08*