--- product_id: 678295815 title: "Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her" brand: "sleazy greetings" price: "VT2785" currency: VUV in_stock: true url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/678295815-sleazy-greetings-funny-inappropriate-christmas-card-santa-knows-for-best store_origin: VU region: Vanuatu --- # Bold Santa graphic Self-sealing kraft envelope Writable uncoated interior Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her **Brand:** sleazy greetings **Price:** VT2785 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🎄 Naughty never looked so nice! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her by sleazy greetings - **How much does it cost?** VT2785 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.vu](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/678295815-sleazy-greetings-funny-inappropriate-christmas-card-santa-knows-for-best) ## Best For - sleazy greetings enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted sleazy greetings brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Universal Appeal:** Perfectly sized 5x7 inches card for him or her—because everyone deserves a cheeky holiday surprise. - • **Effortless Gifting:** Includes a sturdy, peel-and-stick kraft envelope that fits photos or gift cards—no fuss, just fun. - • **Santa’s Stern Sass:** A hilariously blunt Santa illustration that guarantees laughs and double takes. - • **Premium USA Craftsmanship:** Thick, durable cardstock designed and illustrated in the USA for a luxe feel that stands out. - • **Write Your Own Holiday Story:** Blank inside with smooth, smudge-free paper—perfect for your personal witty message. ## Overview The Sleazy Greetings 'Santa Knows' Christmas card delivers a cheeky, inappropriate holiday message with a bold Santa illustration on thick, high-quality cardstock. Sized at 5x7 inches, it features a blank, easy-to-write interior on uncoated paper and comes with a self-sealing kraft envelope designed to hold photos or gift cards. Designed and illustrated in the USA, this card is the perfect irreverent gift for friends or colleagues who appreciate humor with their holiday cheer. ## Description Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her ## Features - SILLY JOKE: Receive 1 funny Santa Claus Christmas car; gift a witty, inappropriate, and hilarious holiday card to your friends and family. - FUNNY GIFT: Make him or her laugh with this blunt joke. This rude Christmas card features an illustration of Santa Claus with a stern face expressing disappointment. - HASSLE-FREE ENVELOPES: Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip. Each kraft brown envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo and gift card. - BLANK ON THE INSIDE: These large 5 x 7 inch funny Christmas cards for men or women are blank on the inside with plenty of space for your own message. It is made with uncoated paper that is easy to write on and won't smudge. - USA OWNED: Sleazy Greetings' holiday cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Manufacturer | Sleazy Greetings | | Brand | Sleazy Greetings | | Item Weight | 1.13 ounces | | Package Dimensions | 7.17 x 5.28 x 0.2 inches | | Item model number | SG001181 | | Color | Blue | | Manufacturer Part Number | SG001181 | ## Images ![Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81eXAJyGihL.jpg) ![Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61DsE-u1S2L.jpg) ![Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71dLwGGHk4L.jpg) ![Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71YidEp+QFL.jpg) ![Sleazy Greetings Funny Inappropriate Christmas Card - 'Santa Knows' - For Best Friend or Anyone - Perfect for Him or Her - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71kkuVeuVeL.jpg) --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.vu/products/678295815-sleazy-greetings-funny-inappropriate-christmas-card-santa-knows-for-best](https://www.desertcart.vu/products/678295815-sleazy-greetings-funny-inappropriate-christmas-card-santa-knows-for-best) --- *Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu* *Store origin: VU* *Last updated: 2026-05-18*