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product_id: 84619413
title: "Adult Funny Inappropriate Sexy Greeting Cards - Any Occasions - “Once Upon a time, in a Place far, far Away.” - Excellent Quality Printing + 100% Linen"
brand: "shock value greetings"
price: "VT2212"
currency: VUV
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.vu/products/84619413-adult-funny-inappropriate-sexy-greeting-cards-any-occasions-once-upon
store_origin: VU
region: Vanuatu
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# Adult Funny Inappropriate Sexy Greeting Cards - Any Occasions - “Once Upon a time, in a Place far, far Away.” - Excellent Quality Printing + 100% Linen

**Brand:** shock value greetings
**Price:** VT2212
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Adult Funny Inappropriate Sexy Greeting Cards - Any Occasions - “Once Upon a time, in a Place far, far Away.” - Excellent Quality Printing + 100% Linen by shock value greetings
- **How much does it cost?** VT2212 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- shock value greetings enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted shock value greetings brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Size:5" x 7"




























Finally….a Greeting Card to Match Any Occasion. Tell them how you really feel! Let’s face it. You’re tired of rushing to the store each time you need a greeting card. It costs time and energy picking out the right card for your friends, colleagues, or loved ones. Not to mention the cost and countless minutes spent agonizing over the perfect card each and every time. But not anymore. Buy more and never worry about not having a FUNNY Inappropriate Appropriate card for the next occasion. Most of the cards you’ll find in stores and online are often cheap, tacky, outdated with generic designs that are printed on flimsy paper that contain the same old messages inside. Are you tired of giving out the same run of the mill cards to friends, family and frenemy's? Our Premium Heavy Quality Linen All Occasion Cards contain unique and appealing designs that will show your loved ones or acquaintances that you put in the extra effort to pick the right card for them. Shock Value greeting cards are unique, hilariously inappropriate...tell them how you really feel! Be different and surprise your best friend with a belly laugh!

## Features

- About this item
- ALWAYS HAVE A CARD AT HAND: All Occasion Premium Greeting Cards: Birthday Card, Thank You Note, Friendship Card, Get Well Card, Congratulations Card, Encouragement Card, Anniversary Card, Wedding Card, Sympathy Card, Thinking of You or Any Occasion!
- UNIQUE AND FRESH DESIGNS MADE IN THE USA: No duplicates! Each card is unique and has a carefully crafted design and exclusive message inside. Theres plenty of variety across card styles to suit all your needs, and lots of space inside for your custom messages. All Shock Value Greeting Cards are designed, printed, cut, folded & and packed in the good ol' USA.
- SUPERIOR HIGH QUALITY GREETING CARDS: Each card is printed on high quality 100% linen thick paper for extra sturdiness. The high-quality heavy linen paper gives it a vintage look. The matte finish makes it very easy to write on.
- SPECIAL ENVELOPES: Every card includes an recyclable eco-friendly brown envelope envelope and a protective sleeve.
- Estimated delivery time 4 - 7 days. We will also do a RUSH ORDER!

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Size** options.

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*Product available on Desertcart Vanuatu*
*Store origin: VU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-04*