Dickies WD814 Redhawk Action Zip Pocket Combat Trousers Black (W36 Reg)

Fast delivery, great item, will use again.

I ordered two pairs of Regular length trousers. Unless I wear my stilettos, which I only tend to wear at the weekend when I call myself Alison, these trousers are ridiculously too long!There is no way in the world that these could be called regular. Not only do they fold under my feet to make a pretty poor set of slippers, the knee-pad pockets create a shin-pad effect, and I haven’t worn a set of shinnies since I used to get picked last during high school PE classes. It’s okay though because Mr. Skinner always used to give me a cuddle to make sure I wasn’t too upset. Long cuddles they were. Very long cuddles.Unless you’re in desperate need of some additional material that you could stitch onto a gillet to create some bespoke sleeves as some kind of disgusting hip new trend, i’d probably go for the Small if you’re usually a Medium, and Medium if you’re freakish enough to be a Large.Anyone who actually buys the large version of these is going to have to be André the Giant!Nice trousers though. Haven’t got a bad word to say about them.

Far to long in the leg to be regular