Air Horse 1. Paperback – 14 Mar. 2020

Before Air Horse One, I was but a weak, lonely, pathetic little virgin whom dwelled in his mother's basement, barely leaving for anything besides more tissues for when I cried myself to sleep every night. But the adventures of Wilson made me (quite literally) see the light, and ever since my eyes met the first enthralling words of this glorious testimony to horsekind's achievements, I have become a changed man. The teachings of this almighty horse have sculpted me into what shine would consider a God amongst men; I have spent thousands of hours training to become the world champion heavy lifter, and I am now also (on off days) a crime fighting elite superhero of sorts. I am also now an extreme turbo-chad, and I can score wicked hot gals on the daily like it's nothing. However, my growth is far from over. With Wilson's help and guidance, I shall learn extra-sensory powers so that I can beam Wilson's teachings straight into the minds of those who are unfortunate enough not to have heard them before. I am also close to cracking lightspeed technology, so that we may travel the known and unknown universe, and spread the glory of Wilson to all life. All of this is down to the great wisdom of our lord Wilson and his wise wisdoms and I cannot be more thankful for him. Long Live Wilson!!!

This book has changed the way I interpret life. I am a changed man. My quality of life has improved tenfold and I am no longer worried about dying a horrible death.

Pure genius. A true classic. This will be studied by students in years to come. I have never read such a poignant and beautifully written novel. It made me come to terms with my own serial mortality.

What's the deal... iv read this 5 times now and each time I get more and more confused... why did the Arabian child have sex with the duck in chapter 3 it didn't move the plot forward at all it just felt like an unnecessary side story that never got a conclusion. did the child get an STD! I don't know. honestly, this book is a disgrace to the hot sexy men genre of books and I can't recommend it. in conclusion too many kids not enough hot man sex.

Wow just wow

The book had potential. It really did. But just a chapter in and the pacing is as bad as a CHIBBY Doctor Who episode. There was no control, it leapt straight into some war zone. The author (if you can call him that) randomly talks about a trampoline/bomb factory and the whole thing felt out of place. The constant references to Nazi’s were annoying and felt out of place in a children’s book. My five year old got a nasty surprise when I uttered the name Hitler. The whole essence of the book was trash. Sure a flying horse is cool but a weird obese white girl is basic and makes me feel that the author is a basic, white, teenage male with curly hair, however I can’t assume. Don’t buy the book it’s not worth your time and honestly it’s not worth the money. The author only makes like 20p anyway.