Fleet Adult Glycerin Suppositories, 50-Count Jars (Pack of 4)

If you've ever experienced the excruciating pain of constipation, where it's so bad you break out into a full body sweat and teeter on passing out, then this stuff is for you! This was beginning to happen to me frequently, but ONLY in the middle of the night. I actually passed out one time...had no idea what was going on. The pain was like nothing I have ever experienced. These late night attacks became more frequent and I needed to find a way to stop it ASAP...I needed a way to "clean out the pipes" before bedtime. That's when I discovered Fleet.To say this stuff works is an understatement! Insert one of these anal rockets and within 2-3 minutes BLAM you'll have your own personal Playdough fun factory going on! No joke...the mud will be as smooth as butter.......and plenty of it. One use and you'll never go without it again.Be sure you're firmly seated on your favorite throne before giving the "fire at will" signal because the exit force will leave you in sheer amazement! Imagine people running out of a burning theater. Yeah, it's like that. And unless you're mad at your spouse, be sure to close the door and turn on the fan to silence the noises as only you will appreciate the echoes in the ceramic chamber of relief. However, if you're trying to avoid sex with your spouse (and you've over-used the "I have a headache" excuse), then, by all means, leave the bathroom door open. The sounds engrained in your husband's mind as he lays in bed listening to you plaster the insides of your tioletski and sigh in relief will definitely kill any desires he may have had...probably for long, long time.Word of caution: do NOT insert one and then try to fart a few minutes later; you will spit mud with such velocity that even the best washing machine won't save your favorite shorts.

From Ned's wife:How much can you "love" glycerin suppositories, for heaven's sake? But that's the label Amazon puts on a five star review...so love it will be.If you suffer from any bowel problems which result in poor peristalsis FLEET suppositories are an ideal solution. We use a lot of house brand products, but in this area it pays to get Fleet specifically (maybe off brands have too much duco and not enough lax? Whatev)If you must use this stuff then get Fleet. And no, I won't quote Robert Frost...but I'm suddenly remembering my oldest child, now an adult, going through agonies as a young child. He'd developed an anal fissure from eating fresh corn that was way too tough. If only we had had this back then - what months of immense suffering we'd have saved him - and me, vicariously. The pediatric version ought to be kept on hand for children...Fleet was removed from the subscription choices; that's how I bought them originally. Now I'm forced to check my supply instead of having Amazon do it. Sigh.[If you want to do the math, you can figure out the cheapest version of this jar since they can vary in number. I employ my husband's Phi Beta Kappa math head for Amazon's sometimes confusing offerings.]

SLIP IT UP STAND BY AND LET IT RIP. WOW, what a product. I am impressed. Shove it up where the sun don't shine and stay close to relive the force out within 5 minutes of inserting. I have had 2 external hemorrhoidectomy and this is the best product that I have used. If you take your daily fiber, eat right and drink plenty of water and you are still constipated this will work wonders for you. Trust me. I am 47 and it seems that I am always constipated. My problem is that my poop dries towards the end of my colon and I have a hard time passing it out. This product helps in lubricating the 3 to 4 inches of the inside wall for easy passing. I am giving this product 2 thumbs up.

Hey, if you like suppositories as much as I do, you're going to love Fleet Adult Glycerin Suppositories, 50-Count Jars (Pack of 4). Do you realize that when you order this item you get 200 suppositories? Think of the good times you can have with that! For example; when you were a kid did you ever wonder what it would feel like to sit atop a Saturn 5 rocket, blasting into space from the launch pad at Cape Canaveral? Use just one of these jars (only 50 units) as indicated on the label, strap yourself onto your commode, count down from 10 and BLAST OFF! I can't say enough good things about Fleet Adult Glycerin Suppositories, 50-Count Jars (Pack of 4). Get yours today!Fleet Adult Glycerin Suppositories, 50-Count Jars (Pack of 4)

Sometimes nature needs an assist. If you are on medications, or diets, have an illness, etc, sometimes bathrooming is one pain in the .... But this product has helped make this chore easier. It sometimes works almost too quickly but not always. You may have to wait a while. If you can't be near a bathroom, wait until you are near one. Been using this product since needing a pain medication that slowed down my digestive tract. I was very grateful a friend turned me on to it.

It helps constipation.

These little gems have been around for many years and they still work as well today as the first time. They provide a simple way to provide that little extra push and relief when our diets were excessive or too constipating. I have never had any surprise attacks when using Fleet and no cramps. Overall, this is a fine, effective product and we have split our pack among our bathrooms.

All I can say is it works all the time every time in about 10 minutes. I think everyone can appreciate good use of time in these situations...