MAGNET Ted Cruz Ate My Son Magnet Decal Fridge Metal Magnet Window Vinyl 5"

Great gag gift. The image is kinda bad but I think that makes it funnier.

It happened at 2am. I heard a bump in the night and woke up.. I heard some weird sounds coming from my son's room, so I cautiously approach his room. I gently open the door to see it. That elderich horror, Ted Cruz, standing over my son's bed. We made eye contact, I was horrified and paralyzed by the shock of it all. Ted Cruz continued to slurp up the rest of my my son up like a bowl of spaghetti. He let out what can only be described as lovecraftian screeches and crawled out of the room through the window like a spider with parkinson's. We must stop this man as soon as possible before his appetite for sons evolves.

It is what it is. If people don't find this funny, then they are not your kind of people

Cheap quality but it gets the job done

Just what it says. He ate my son. This is on my car. Sticks really well. Remember when the power grid failed in Texas and Ted Cruz went to Mexico? Yeap. That was him metaphorically eating all of our sons.

I love this kind of humor, though I feel as if I overpaid a bit for this one. While I was expecting a crude looking magnet, the one i got was a bit more rough and flimsy. However, it would have been a higher rating if the price dropped or they upped the quality a bit. Nevertheless, I'm pretty pleased.

After this man ate my son I was determined to let the world know.🗣 Come to find out that I wasn’t the only one, there is many of us.🤭🧐 Together we are helping spread the word about who this man truly is and what he has done.😤 Help spread the word!✨ Support us in the journey to making sure everyone can remain safe from him.🙏🗣💪

I was behind a car in a Whataburger drive-thru that has this magnet and I cackled for a solid two minutes. I bought it immediately, and got exactly what is pictured. Good size for readability, and stays on my trunk no problem. Obsessed.