VTSP Road Bike Commuter Bicycle 14 Speeds 54CM 700C,XC700 Bicycle Mechanical Disc Brakes Bicycle

It sucks ass it broke after 6 uses just a normal ride

Junk snd not terrible customer service, ZERO customer service, junk junk junk!

Upon receiving this beast of a bike I immediately went and signed up for a STRAVA account. Next I searched all the local KOMs and decided to go hunting. On my first ride I stole 188 KOMs and got a speeding ticket from the local police department. The ticket is framed and hanging in my garage as a momento of the awesomeness that is the Machete. My second ride was even better, I decided to go race a local criterium. From the first whistle I left the field in my rear view mirror I have mounted on my helmet(safety first). With in 2 laps I had lapped the field. In the process I won 2 primes that consisted of a bag of coffee and an Ontario Series T-Shirt. With the field starring in awe at the awesomeness of my bike I decided that lapping the field once wasn't good enough and did it again. After I won the race, the podium picture had just me on the top step, all the other racers felt unworthy to be in the presence of such an amazing marvel of engineering. After the race one of the podium girls came up to me and offered herself as a reward, which I gladly accepted. I used the $63 first place winnings and took her to dinner, reservations for three of course (me, her, and the Machete). The future seems bright and the possibilities are endless with this bike in your arsenal!

When this bike first arrived, I got a few of my friends from the gym to help me carry the box from my front porch to the living room, where we unpacked it. 11 days later, after a few quick trips to the local bike shop for a some extra screws, new calipers and cables and a new bottom bracket, my baby was born.It's hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into making this bike. I call her Machete, because that's what it says on the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a bitchen picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. I suspect people are a little bit intimidated to see a person riding on a bike called Machete. They are always running behind saying, "Hey, something came off your bike," or some such, trying to shake me up or throw me off my game. But I ain't got time for that.I don't have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I'm not sure if that's bad or not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5

Let me just start by saying I own a Cannondale Evo and Cervelo R3, so I really know something about road bikes. I initially ordered this bike for a backup and winter training bike but it has completely blown me away. The frame and wheel design is so aerodynamic and slices through the air so well that I feel like there is an electric motor helping me along. And the frame wow - its the most vertically stiff and laterally compliant work of art I have ever thrown my leg over. But the components are really the biggest surprise. Normally STI road shifters will let you downshift 3 gears max, but the power shifters on this bike slam down and you can literally jump 7 gears!!! Its unbelievable, the first time I did it I spun the rear tire for a city block before hooking up and shooting down the street at warp factor 9. And the brakes OH MY GOD the brakes!! Those sweet discs will stop you so fast it feels like your eyeballs will smack staight into your Tifosi lenses. Anyway I've said too much, I need to get out and ride this baby today.

Ok, it took some time for me to decide, but the reviews convinced me this was as sure a bet as my investment in Enron. I didn’t worry about frame size because this is the only bike that is a “one size fits all” invention. That says all you need to know about the tech in this titan. That and the kickstand which will come in handy when I need to stop for a snack in next years RAAM. I’m sure they’ll be plenty of chatter among my competitors when this see this beauty!One pro tip: if you take off some of the stickers and decals you can get almost 4 lbs off the total weight. I know, that’s not playing fair, but you’re on a Cyrusher, you’ll never hear the complaining from the crowd while the wind whistles through your head!

When this bike showed up at my doorsteps I felt a surge of energy through my veins and muscles. Just touching the box alone was enough to have the ladies drool all over my shaved legs. Once removed from the box, the bike practically put itself together automatically and adjusted everything to my liking. On the first ride I easily broke the sound barrier. I was so fast that got me practically banned from any race all over the world and UCI had me under investigations for doping or something. As we speak I am having a hard time keeping the ladies away from clinging on to me and I can hardly participate in any race or ride without having a couple of hotties clamping onto my muscular and manly shaved legs. And the color matches my pro kit perfectly to every detail the white is a magical white and the red is the color of glory. Some nights I wake up just to make sure I haven't been dreaming of owning such beauty only to find it automatically tuning itself while I am sleeping at night. Recently I have noticed that I don't need to take Viagra anymore since this bike has been in my possession. If you live at or near my town please make sure not to buy this bike. No city is big enough to house two of these beasts.