Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper

Everyone loves this little guy. He's the hit of all of my get togethers. They love how the ketchup comes out his butt.

I recently purchased several of these, because I believe in humor and good fun. However, my life has fallen into utter madness because of these.Simply put, when topping all of my bottles with these I have removed my ability to tell what is in the bottle. Sure, does the huntz bottle still say it? Is the bottle clear? Yes, and Yes, however. When I go to grab the mustard, it’s yellow colored bottle has not stopped utter confusion because how am I to tell? All of my caps are now Red. I would prefer to see a bottle top with multiple colors, not only to stop the madness, but also for diversity and inclusion.

I used to be like you - Poor, lonely, and just trying to float through my boring life. Are you tired of your monotonous existence full of tedium and woe? Well, with the Sir Perky bottle topper, all that can change. I went from being fat, broke, and alone to being surrounded by voluptuous women and swimming pools full of two-dollar bills. I'm still fat, but that's beside the point. How did I make that change? Sir Perky! Yes, when my boss, my priest, and my mother-in-law witnessed the magic spewing from Sir Perky's cavernous orifice, I knew my life would be changed forever. With your own Sir Perky bottle topper, you can make that change too.He is a truly adaptable being, based on your moods. Do you want him to eject fiery liquids as if he just ate a huge bowl of lamb vindaloo, Mountain Dew, and Chipotle? Then load him up with sriracha or brown mustard. Do you want him to excrete something that would warrant a trip to the hospital only to be revealed that he has 30 different types of rectal cancer? The screw him on a bottle of ketchup. O do you just want him to have a normal, healthy bowel-moving experience? Then allow some chocolate syrup to flow through him with the quickness of Hermes.With the Sir Perky bottle topper, your life can have meaning again. Are you ready for than change? Are you ready for Sir Perky?

This is so flipping awesome. Cracks me up. This works perfect

Great gag gift

I gave it to my daughter. She got a chance to use it the first night with her 4 YO son who wasn't eating dinner. Once she put this on the sauce bottle he thought it was so funny and ate everything. Her comment "Butt sauce for the win!"

The topper is well made with the exception of the silicone plug. That component only lasted a couple weeks and the plug end broke off. It is made entirely too thin the survive use by kids. Other than that I'm pleased with my purchase.

7 to 15 year old boys think it's super funny. 7 to 15 year old girls say they think its gross but secretly they also think its funny. On a practical note, (I know, I know, there is nothing practical about a novelty mustard squirt bottle top, just hear me out) the hard plastic is pretty slick and smooth so cleanup with a dry paper towel is easy (yes, you just wipe his butt and go) and the rubber stopper fits well and seals pretty good. As squeeze bottle top go, this one, though a novelty, is pretty ok.