Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

I wanted to like this book. I really did. I was vaguely aware of Jim Norton‘s work, but mostly by way of Doug Stanhope who is a colleague and something of a friend. They both engage in somewhat raunchy, and honest Carmody which comes directly from their personal lives, so I thought it would be somewhat similar to Stanhope’s work. Big mistake. Norton comes across as profoundly homophobic, and is more concerned with being disgusting than funny or profound. Where is Stanhope demonstrates genius and a general sense of self-awareness, Norton simply seems deranged and obsessed with ensuring that his audience doesn’t think he is homosexual. He seriously mentions it every other sentence. We get it! You’re into the ladies! MoveOn and say something funny or tell us something interesting about your life.

I'm not sure that I've ever laughed as much while reading a book. Jim adds enough hilarious jokes into every sentence that every story is amazing. The only downside is that the whole book is mostly a stream of consciousness rambling, so it reads like a diary. But a hilarious diary.

Hysterical!! Not for the sensitive, but this book is Jim Norton at his best (and most raw). This is a comedian who is not afraid to take on the politically correct, and is NOT your typical Hollywood treehugging, Starbucks drinking....(well OK, he does drink Starbucks) idiot. While the comedy is raw, it is also relevant in today's politically correct, "try not to offend anybody," world. Mr. Norton is who he is and he makes no apologies about it. He frequents prostitutes, and does many other act that most people would consider vile. I however, think it is hilarious and makes for a great read!!

HAPPY ENDINGS is a hilarious and occasionally stomach-churning collection of anecdotes by the world's most loveable pervert, Jim Norton.If you've listened to Norton on the Opie and Anthony radio show you already know him both for his debaucherous (and often unsanitary) sexual appetites, as well as for his devastatingly quick wit. This book combines the best of both as 'Li'l Yimmy Norden' deconstructs himself and his twisted sexual fetishes.The book also contains some great anecdotes about Norton's comedic brethren such as big, dumb Bob Kelly, mush-mouthed simpleton Rich Vos and the late, great Patrice O'Neal.

If you're a fan of Norton, you'll undoubtedly enjoy as you will roar with laughter every couple of pages. It's a quick read but welcome departure from the more proper and less 'vulgar' titles I read. As a comic, Norton certainly pushes the line with regards to what some may deem filthy or cringe-worthy yet, if taken way less seriously, his book represents a great comedian writing some of his funniest material on paper and taking it a step further. Familiar with Carlin and Lange's books? If so, grab it and enjoy (phrasing!!!).

Absolutely hilarious. If you have heard him on Opie and Anthony and/or saw his stand up, this is a must. He holds nothing back. His tails of childhood are brutally honest showing his true colors. He takes everything on: race, handicapped, fat women, pooping, not bathing and even masterbation - several times. I honestly could not put it down. Every part is great. Quick read and very well written.

Hard to hold your attention. Couldn't even finish it.

If you've read this book and haven't found it funny, then you sir are a fool. The way that Norton describes his experiences in his carrer and personal life, makes me feel better about being a fellow degenerate. Do yourself the favor, pay the ten bucks, read the book and finally come out to the fact that you along with Jimmy Norton enjoy some good 'ol fashion pud-pulling while gazing at a couple ladyboys and having the occasional "masseuse" drop a steamer below your chin for a few sheckles. LONG LIVE CHIP CHIPPASON

Gratest book if youre a fan....WHICH I AM!!!!

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Worth every penny. Had to get his 2nd book after reading this. I've listened to Jim Norton on the Opie & Anthony Show for years. This novel gives a twisted, introspective look at Norton beyond what we hear on the show or in his comedy specials.If you're even reading this, you know who he is. Just buy the book

the positive thing is you can tell this wasn;'t written by a ghost writer