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🍪 Crack open a laugh—fortune cookies that serve sass with every bite!
Miss Fortunes Sassy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan-friendly fortune cookies featuring professionally written, hilariously twisted fortunes safe for all ages. Perfect for parties or gifting, these vanilla-flavored treats are crafted in Indianapolis and designed to bring laughter and a unique twist to the classic fortune cookie experience.








| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| Age Range Description | All Ages |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #32,174 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #8 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Sassy Dozen |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Country as Labeled | United States |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (408) |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Fortune Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.13 Kilograms |
| Item Weight | 3.9 Ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 12 |
| Number of Pieces | 12 |
| Occasion | April Fool's Day, Birthday, Party, St. Patrick's Day |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. |
| Product Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches; 3.9 ounces |
| Set Name | The Sassy Dozen |
| Size | 12 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce |
| Units | 3.9 Ounce |
A**R
Perfect for a party
Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
C**R
DONT BUY FROM AMAZON
100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"
L**Y
Funny-ish gag gift
Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
T**B
These are Awesome Fortune Cookies
These fortune cookies amazing. My mom bought them for me for Valentine’s Day this last year and I ate them all. They are witty and have a great sense of humor. I’ve tried a bunch of different fortune cookies (my mom gets me fortune cookies for valentines every year) and these rank in the top. The cookies itself is crunchy and has decent flavor (does anyone eat fortune cookies for flavor lol). I also like to save really good fortunes from my cookies and this bag had some real gems that I decided to keep. If you’re getting these as a gag gift they are certainly worth it and are a lot of fun. Highly recommend
G**R
miss fortune
just a fun item at the party.
M**N
Don't Waste Your $$
Do Not Waste Your Money Half stale. Not any sayings I ever heard from Trump. Several of the dozen broken. Repeat fortunes. Do not waste your money of these. They are pitiful. Loaded with food dye.
G**R
Plans on buying more soon!
Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!
K**.
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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