Brodi CRETE Urinal Drain Cleaner, Commercial Grade, Restores Pipes to Original Diameter, Urinal Descaler & Deodorizer, Safe for Pipes, No Harsh Fumes, Urine Salt Remover, 32 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

On September 28th, I purchased Brodi CRETE Urinal Drain not because I wanted to, but because my urinal was behaving like a phone with zero storage left. I relocated my 25-year-old, 1,800 sq ft computer store into a 15,000 sq ft building that I lovingly refer to as a three-year mission to boldly go where my money has never gone before. The building dates back to the 1950s, and the landlord’s involvement in maintenance can best be described as spiritually present. One of the bathrooms has a urinal. That urinal flushed… technically. But then the water would back up and drain so slowly that I could read war and peace and it still would be draining. Given how much money this building has already set me back over the last three years and I’m still not officially open, I was not emotionally prepared to call plumber. I just wanted my future executive restroom to function properly. A friend casually mentioned something called urine crystallization. I didn’t Google it. I didn’t YouTube it. I didn’t spiral into “DIY University.” I did what my customers do when their computers break: I didn’t care why—just make it operational. After comparing products, I noticed something interesting: This one had fewer reviews, actually the LEAST reviews but the engineering explanation made sense to me on an intellectual level. Sometimes my brain runs like an Intel processor and other times it overheats like an AMD CPU. 🤷‍♂️ I also noticed most negative reviews came from people clearly treating the wrong problem. That matters. All I can say is Trust the process. The slow process. Day 1: Used half the bottle exactly as directed. Waited three days. Nothing. At this point, I assumed I had just donated $25 to the plumbing gods. Day 4 Poured the rest down the drain with zero hope and maximum attitude. 🤬 Left it alone until I totally forgot about it. It was a joke to me at this point. $50 down the drain, like LITERALLY!!! 😤 One day weeks later I randomly went into the bathroom room and laughingly pulled the urinal handle expecting nothing and to my surprise 😮 🤯😱😳 The water started draining like NEVeR before!!! (Read this part with a fast pace so you can understand what happened next. It was like digging for treasure) Then chunks of buildup started breaking loose and finally clearing out. I removed the debris, cleaned the urinal gently with vinegar and Dawn (because I wanted science, not chemical warfare), and let the product continue doing what it was clearly engineered to do. Each day, performance improved. Over 4 plus weeks, the drain went from a tape drive to an SSD. As of the final test? Perfect operation. Months later it just got better with more time. I didn’t think it could get any better. No fumes. No discoloration. No drama. Important and I want you to read Read This Part Carefully This product does not work instantly. If you expect same-day service pay a plumber. This is engineering and science not instant oatmeal. (Which gross by the way) Follow the instructions. Don’t become a freestyle chemist or Alchemist. Know your problem before blaming the product. This worked because I used logic and critical thinking—skills that existed long before Google, back in the late 1900s (as Gen X and Gen Alpha love to remind us). I didn’t self-diagnose emotionally. I assessed the problem rationally. Final Thoughts This product works… extremely well l… if you’re treating urine salt and mineral buildup, It restores to full drainage without harsh fumes, damage, or unnecessary expense. Now that the urinal actually drains, I’ve discovered it uses an impressive amount of water… so Brodi, if you’re reading this and feeling generous, I’m more than open to testing an upgraded, eco-friendly replacement urinal you know to save the planet. 😉 Bottom line: If you understand your issue, have patience, and apply logic like an adult from the late 1900s, this product delivers exactly what it claims. Like hooked on phonics this product worked for me!!! And yes… this bathroom is officially the executive washroom now. (Considering I’m the only executive in a 2 person business) PS: I don’t have a before before picture or video but it was really really bad and everything way rusty orange. The video you are looking at is the first treatment. All of this was just one 32oz bottle.

Used in urinals at work that were very slow draining due to calcium buildup, after a weekend, letting it do its thing! We did notice a big difference in drain flow. We most likely will need a second treatment but over all product preformed as labeled!

The Brodi CRETE started to work instantly. Just like the instructions say, poured it in and waiting 24 hours. The next day came back and all the calcium was gone.

Brodi Crete is something out of a majestic universe where triumphant giants roam the land. Merlin couldnt mix a potion stronger than this potent wondrous substance. Uncle Tony said the pipes were destroyed. Uncle Brodi had different plans. Id bathe in the urinal if it were socially acceptable. Commendable, prestigious, intriguing

it cleaned the pipe

Water stains and mineral deposits in bottom of bowl completely disappear to look brand new. Fantastic product with unbelievable results

directions say to use 1/2 the bottle and for better results use daily. what in the world. at 50$ a bottle are you insane. talk about popping bottles I dont even get a sparkle with the bottle . :)

This worked great! We had a very slow draining urinal at our office building and had tried a couple of different solutions but they did little to improve the draining. We poured in the CRETE at the end of the day to let it sit overnight and the next day the urinal was draining like new. We will definitely use this product again!