Get In My Swamp: An Ogre Love Story
A**E
Couldn’t have asked for more
I got this entire series for my best friend as a birthday gift. She and I are avid book readers and she has read just about every type of book out there but this one was one of her favorite. The plot was not perfect but just as a funny and smutty light read i highly recommend. (Also she read all three books in less than 2 days they are about 100-200 pages each)
M**L
Fun shrek retelling
Okay.. so I feel like this is somewhere between 2.5-3 stars. But we’ll go with 3 for the official rating. This smutty shrek retelling wasn’t at all what I expected for characters. Someone else said not my donkey, & I agree. My donkey would never. But the spice was fun. The ending was.. strange. I feel like anything could have been more fitting than what we got for farquad’s ending. The story wasn’t bad, just not what I expected.
C**N
Great smutt
The seller was amazing, my package got stolen the first time. So they sent me a second one. This book was suppose to be a joke as a mothers day gift from my husband. I'm an avid reader. And loved reading it. I couldn't put it down. The story was interesting. The smutt was tasteful. I got the second book coming. And will be getting the third one too! Love that the author used G M Fairy as a pen name.
E**N
My mother finally admitted it
When I was young I used to have this recurring dream about an ogre approaching me in the forest and offering me his hand. The instant our fingers touched I always awoke- sweaty and out of breath. I pondered over this for years. I knew ogres and I were connected- but I didn’t know why or how. I had numerous therapists tell me it was just a dream but I knew in my heart it was more than that. When this book came out I immediately knew I needed to read it. I devoured every page trying to learn as much about ogres as I could. I felt connected to Beck specifically. As I read the pages it was like a magnet drawing me in. Mid way through the book it hit me. I got up from the couch and wandered to my full length mirror. My mom always told me I was Italian. That’s how she explained my “olive” complexion. But I had never seen anyone with green skin like mine around the small town I lived in. My abnormal height and muscular build she attributed to my fathers side of the family- conveniently she couldn’t remember who he was. The more I looked the more it clicked. I ran to my mom and begged her to tell me the truth. I told her I already knew. Finally she admitted it to me. I’ll never forget the day my mother told me what her real name was after hiding it for so long. Liona. I am forever thankful to the author of this book for helping me find the truth. I will update this review once I’m able to track down Beck and let you all know how the reunion goes.
A**N
I don’t recommend sorry
No no this book was fun at the beginning, and towards the end of it I start getting the feeling that the writing changed a little, and it became a little bit less of the adult and more portly written like this is an ogre and somehow he has a chiseled jaw. Somehow she can fit him in her mouth like he is in a monster I’m very confused.
A**S
Cute and fjnny
Cute story. I love the twist on Shrek to Beck and Fiona to Liona lol. I gave it three stats because a lot of things weren't explained, it just skipped to them liking each other, jumping each other's bones, and then falling for each other. It disnt give me enough details at points. The plot twist in the middle was WILD. I highly recommend reading this book for yourself. This book was funny as heck.
N**.
Amazingly corny and sexy.
Amazingly corny and sexy - This story is a well-written fanfic of Shrek (obvi), with excellent puns and innuendos. There were some plot holes I noticed, and one word that I had absolutely no clue what it meant later in the story (even Google was stumped), but I'm overall glad I stumbled upon the swampy world of Florida portrayed here.
M**S
Get in my Swamp? More like get in my Amazon Cart Immediately
This book was surprisingly (not surprisingly as a Shrek fan) a really good monster romance. Very to the point. I read it in approx. 4 hours. I would definitely recommend especially as an intro to monster romances and if you are a Shrek fan.
S**
The shrek parody love story you didn’t realize you need
I’m asexual and I loved this. Well written. The plot twists had me on the edge of my seat. Characters are well written and the world building is fun and top notch. A fun read I would recommend
J**E
Spiciest book I’ve ever read
Been wanting to get into reading spicy books, I’ve brought some naff ones in the past and I only brought this one as a “joke” for my church of Shrek Facebook group but ended up loving the book so much that I’ve brought the second one and thinking about buying the rest of this authors books. If you love spicy books this is definitely for you, I feel as if the author knows what booktok girlies like and shows a sort of realism mixed in with empowerment of women in this book. There’s also very great twists, some I didn’t expect! I’ve never been so hooked on a book before
M**E
Sympa
Acheté parce qu'avec une copine, on est fan de l'univers Shrek (elle s'appelle Fiona haha)Bon, l'histoire est pas incroyable, elle dessert plus les scènes hot que l'inverse, mais c'est sympa à lire quand on aime shrek et le smut. J'ai lu des passages à mes potes, c'était très drôle de s'imaginer tout ça.
R**
Quick Book- Good read
Great book, just wished it was longer and had more to the story. Otherwise great book if your wanting something that gets to the point and a quick read.
A**S
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
It was so bad it was good. I read it out loud to coworkers and we all loved it, had good laughs. The storyline was fast paced and a little unexpected. If you LOVE Shrek, this would be for you
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