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I ordered this costume as a gag to make my kids and wife laugh, the second it arrived I realized how incredibly small the box was. I was instantly filled with frustration as I walked torwards the miniature box and went to bring it inside. I cut into the package and instantly the costume began inflating the second air hit the “costume”. The creature then ran over to my 4yr old daughter and gobbled her up like a chicken nugget, I grabbed my son and yelped to my wife, she was already out the window, I left through the door and the creature still hasn’t left my house. It ate the cat, and managed to destroy my life too….

When I ordered it I was so happy when it came in the mail but the second I opened it grimace came out the box and started tickling and licking my feet and he sniffed my butt I’m forever traumatized

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