Germoloids Cream x 55g

It's burn...then calm down..

The cream is excellent and has a numbing effect it works very well and you don’t need very much so it’s cost effective it works well as a painkiller and with the anaesthetic as well it gives you comfort and pain relief .

Amazon Prime. Less than 24 hours from order to deployment. That’s the kind of logistical support you need when your backside feels like it’s been lit up by a flamethrower. I opened the box like it was carrying a classified mission file. There it was. A bold, shiny tube of Germoloids. No shame. No fluff. Just “Cream for Piles” printed on the front like it’s applying for a job in public relations. The packaging doesn’t whisper—it shouts: “We’re going in.” On the avert: a man riding a bike through a forest with the face of someone who’s just been released from years of butt-based captivity. You can tell from his eyes—he knows the sting is gone. Then there’s the woman in headphones, arms in the air like her hoop just got an MBE. This wasn’t just a purchase. This was a reclamation of dignity. First application? External. Clean, quick, no mirrors needed. Dabbed it on like I was baptising the area. Cool, calm, almost reverent. Within five minutes the burn backed off. The itching vanished. I stopped pacing the house like I’d sat on a cactus. Immediate signs of de-escalation. The applicator? Still in its holster. That’s for tonight—Operation Inner Peace. That little plastic nozzle is sitting there like it’s waiting for clearance from HQ. And honestly? I’ve never felt so hopeful. Germoloids doesn’t mess around. It doesn’t pretend. It doesn’t hide behind flower-scented branding or whispery euphemisms. It arrives, assesses the scene, and gets the job done. If your rear is raging and diplomacy has failed—this is your solution. Cream on. Fire out. The war is over.

Very sceptical about whether or not this would work, but it actually served to shrink the haemorrhoid sufficiently that it eventually resolved itself without any medical intervention. The creams anaesthetic agent, though weak, provided a great amount of relief from the pain. Easy to use, and worked quickly. Definitely recommended.

This cream works surprisingly well and provides relief much quicker than expected. The cooling sensation is gentle but noticeable, and it helps reduce discomfort, itching, and swelling within a short time. It’s especially useful during flare‑ups when you need something that acts fast and doesn’t irritate sensitive skin. The formula feels smooth and easy to apply, and it doesn’t have a strong smell, which is a big plus. One of the best things about it is how soothing it is. It calms the area almost immediately and makes everyday activities far more comfortable. The tube is small enough to carry discreetly, and the texture absorbs well without leaving a greasy residue. It’s a practical product to have on hand if you deal with occasional symptoms. The only reason it’s not a full five stars is that the relief, while effective, doesn’t last as long as some might hope, so reapplication may be needed depending on the severity. Still, for quick comfort and easy use, it does the job very well. Overall, this is a reliable, gentle cream that provides fast, soothing relief and helps manage symptoms effectively. A solid choice for anyone needing short‑term comfort and support.

This cream does exactly what you want it to. It’s easy to apply and really helps calm the itching and soreness, with the anaesthetic giving pretty quick relief from the discomfort. It feels gentle on the skin and not overly greasy, and it’s reassuring to have something like this in the cupboard when you need it. Overall, very effective and definitely does the job. Good size and greeat value for money