Electric Smart Herb and Spice Grinder - OTTO by Banana Bros

Friends … are you like me?Do you suffer from debilitating PTSD-related symptoms resulting from combat infantry service in the United States Army in a jungle or a desert or a wherever far, far away when you were young and stupid?Are you thusly and routinely beset by dark and mysterious forces that you just can’t explain? Do you need a proper weapon to help keep the beast at bay, so you can get some rest?Well, of course you are like me, and funny you should say so. There seem to be more and more of us about lately. Did you notice? I did.Friends ... sure if I don't have something to tell you about.Lots of the best people are saying … if you grind up lavender or sage or whatever other hippie-grass you like into a sachet shaped like a big cone (maybe 110mm long) … and you should happen to set that cone on fire … it CAN help drive away the darkness for a little while. Believe me.But do you worry about getting the … lavender … into the cone? Well, friends, have no fear. The Otto Grinder is here!I mean … probably it will help you … you know … unless it doesn’t work for YOUR specific demons. Use … lavender … responsibly and legally. What do I know about your madness? You might be way, way beyond … lavender. What do I look like, a doctor? I'm not a doctor. I digress.Anyway, if you ARE like me, you might really appreciate a device like this that flawlessly and quickly grinds your … lavender … into an organic hemp pre-rolled kingsized cone (like the kind that Raw sells 100 at a time for $25 bucks on Amazon and in fine stores everywhere).The Banana Bros. Otto Grinder is IDEAL for getting that dang … lavender … into the dang cone. Even if your … lavender … is … sticky … for some reason.Easy to use once you read the directions or watch the videos or just get the hang of it. Easiest way I have found to grind up … lavender … and believe me, friends, I have tried me a lots of ways.Take it from your old Uncle Pete. Get yourself a Banana Bros. Otto Grinder. Kick your demons in the ass for a couple of hours at a time by burning some … lavender … as needed.All the best people have ALSO told me something else. Apparently, it’s good for weed too. So it has THAT going for it.Available in stores and on Amazon or whatever. No C.O.D. (Is that even a thing anymore?)What?!? Do I look like I sell stuff? I don't know how people sell stuff. No. I don't. Maybe they still take C.O.D. I don't know.Just buy this damn grinder thing. It's great.PS -- This is a legit review. I love this thing. Just wanted to try my hand at an old timey radio advert that just got stranger and stranger. The thingy really is cool. I have been in no way compensated for being an apostle of it's awesomeness ... yet. :)Like any good American, I am always open to bribery.

This is a game changer. It’s very simple to use & I say that coming from a place of anxiety when I first opened it, questioning my ability to work it.A couple of things to note.1) The directions are super user friendly... READ THEM. It lays out all the tools you get and what their purposes are, as well as important things about knowing if the device is fully powered enough.2) Your roll is going to be loose. That’s a given. If you don’t want a loose roll, USE THE BRUSH. It is specifically designed & referenced in the directions as a way to pack your roll. Even in moments where I’ve overestimated and ground too much product, I use that little guy, with the roll still in the bottom portion, and pack it right down.3) If you accidentally grind too much, don’t fret, there is an apparatus that latches on the bottom of the grinder that will keep it securely in there so you don’t have to fumble with that.Honestly, if anyone is disappointed with the quality of rolls being produced, they didn’t read the directions. I’ve already gone through all the pre-rolls that come with it and I’m honestly so happy that my friend recommended this to me because now I’m able to sleep at night and don’t have to waste any product.

This little intelligent rolling machine "grinder" is nothing short of amazing. Perfectly rolled cones in a couple of minutes. The makers of this a geniuses. I honestly wasnt expecting it to be a technological breakthrough when I ordered it. Now that I have it. I find it hard to believe it doesnt sell for way more. I seen peoples reviews about the hinge breaking. It's simple guys. They give you a tool to clean it with after use. As long as you take care of it and clean it after use. It wont break. It's just like any other machine. If you are lazy neglect it. Its gonna break down. Its takes literally two minutes to clean. I would give them eons of stars on this review if I could. To sum it up this ai grinder "cone filler" is just brilliant. Hats off to the inventors of this. And for what you get they could be and should be charging a lot more money for this. Another thing that makes them great is they dont. They didnt get greedy. And it's worth every penny and more.

This thing is pretty self-explanatory, but is so much fun.Little piece of kit (about the size of a fist) which magnetically locks to a paperholder. Into the machine goes the product, snap it shut, put a cone in the holder, connect them, push a button, and sit back like you're hanging out with the Jetsons and Rosie is grinding up the perfect spliff for you. Works pretty perfect and highly entertaining.The bulk of the negative reviews seem to be people who seem to have issues with cleaning & charging it, which is pretty dumbfounding. Do you not ever clean your manual grinder? Do you not understand that cordless things need to be plugged in and charged? That's just first order dipshittery right there.Only negative is that it's certainly a 'luxury' item - paying $100 to have a robot roll blunts is a bit fancy, but this thing has become a central staple for the shelf, and I've got 3 friends that have bought them after seeing ours.