Naturhelix Natural Ear Candle - Natural (2)

It's OK didn't realise you need quite a few treatments before it starts to work

excellent

Did exactly what I was expecting. Make sure you've a glass of water to put it in after.

Amuse/bewilder any moderately intelligent person in the area by sticking a burning candle in your ear and telling them you anticipate a medicinal effect. To enhance the japery, surround yourself with crystals first.