Cole and Mason Salt and Pepper Funnel, Silver

What are the real dimensions? Will it fit into the filling hole of a Unicorn Magnum 9-inch pepper mill?

Would the bottom of this fit in an average liquor bottle? asking for a friend.... LOL - thx.

Above says size is: 31.5 x 3.5 x 0.5 inches does amazon realize this funnel is 31.5" tall or about 3 feet? i cant trust this size, what is correct?

so, anyone know what size opening at the top? bottom? height?? i dont buy the 31.5" crapola.