Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)

Yes! FInally i don't need to worry about going to the bathroom. I can just let my toots go right next to my colleagues and they have no idea. Just poof! and i feel the release. SO good!I'm joking of course. THis was a fantastic white elephant gift.

These work incredibly!!!! I bought them for my boyfriend as sort of a joke (but hoped he would wear them and they'd work), he tried them out one night knowing he had some stinky ones brewing... I cringed and waited after the first fart dropped, but you wouldn't even believe the look of astonishment on both our faces as our sniffs went more and more powerful, searching for the familiar stink! I highly recommend these. He says they're 7/10 comfy and almost unnoticeable after time. 100% will be buying more :)Update: they only lasted about three (extremely) toxic farts before it seemed like the mother load of farts escaped the daring pad and unleashed its fury on our human nostrils. It was pretty horrid. I don't blame the pads, but they might have a 1-3 fart maximum

If you’ve got a medical reason for your terrible wind this just isn’t up to the task. If your IBS, Lactose intolerance, crohn’s, or whatever other diagnosis you have makes people wonder if there’s a dead body nearby- this won’t do it.I have no other suggestions other than purchasing multiple extractor fans and upgrading your furnace filters. And to sometimes take it outside to give your partner and/or pets a break

(5 stars for attention)I live with a big hair smelly man so I bought him these in hopes of saving my nose. Yesterday was St. Patty's day which means corned beef and cabbage which also means today is the day of hell for my poor nose while living with this smelly bear of a man. So after the first warning shot was fired I threw this at him and told him to put one on, as the next shot was fired we realized our mistake of thinking these things would help... we BOTH had to leave the house for the smell was so rank that I think it literally burnt my nose hairs out. I would say only buy these if you are a fine English lady who has little poofs of rainbows and glitter at tea time. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY FOR BIG HAIRY MAN BEAR SMELLS!

This product was a waste of my time and money! Doesn’t work!

I like most people have been known to do the silent but deadly fart crop dusting in the office from time to time. It's always a heart-pounding stressful occasion. You try to look innocent and act as if you had no part in the deadly foul smell but deep down you think they may know it's you. The sweat starts dripping down your forehead as the moans from the people start happening all around you. You try to hide the panic in your face and blame it on the office scapegoat but they can see through your shifty eyes. As the horrors of what you cause surround you and you see the people covering their faces, gasping for one breathe that won't fill their nostrils with the terror you unleashed and you realize what a horrible person you are. You know you have forever scared these people and you think what can be done?! Then one day you see these things called Subtle Butt and think your prayers have been answered. You where one with the confidence you can fart with impunity and nobody will be the wiser. Then you let one rip and within seconds realize you've been fed false hope and the smell envelopes you and everyone around you. The smell is your destiny, you can't escape it.

i have had alot of surgery's on my intestines and stomach and now have significant uncontrollable diarrhea and gas. I walk around with a can of Febreze spray, drops to put in the toilet and let me tell you - this product works. I think that they are expensive for the amount of product that you receive - but it does work. i unintentionally pass gas just walking, or bending over and although it does not cover all the odor, it does cut down - so at least the seats of our car and my place on the couch do not have to be sprayed so often. Just wish that the company could work out a bulk deal with those of us afflicted with disability's - because I cannot afford to buy them anymore.

They’re smaller than I’d prefer, but you stick them to the outside of your underwear over your “fart” region. They definitely help dampen the smell! Marriage saved hahaOnly complaint is I wish you could buy them in larger amounts instead of only 5.