Etat Libre d'Orange, SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES, Eau de Parfum Spray, 1.6 oz

Smells nothing like people say it does. Lightly sweaty, lightly metallic, an very human smell. It also has what seem to be floral and sweet hints. Got multiple compliments on how great it smells. Do not let the other reviews deceive you.Etat Libre d'Orange wouldn't be making it if it people weren't buying it.

If I could give this item less than one star I would. There is no way that the first thought of human byproducts that we associate as natural, should come out, purely as spoiled milk in a metallic can. Absolutely would not try to blind by this at all and could never bring this to be sprayed on my skin.

Despite the one reviewer's 1-star rating, this cologne actually smells great. I was hesitant to buy it when I read the review, but I am happy to report that mine arrived today and I tried it right off.I don't have a nose for fragrances to tell you there are notes of this or that. I think overall it has a citrus smell, but in a more earthy combination than usual, so it doesn't really smell sweet. For a man's cologne, that is perfect, because I really hate sweet smells on men. Not musky either. It is hard to describe, but I will wear this daily.

I ordered this expensive parfum after reading a fashion magazine's list of the top 5 sensual scents. I was excited to try something new - especially after reading the description! Well unfortunately for me, the sensual scent was not for me...I had to throw out the bottle after wearing it only twice. (I wore it the second time just to make sure) I woke up in the middle of the night smelling it - even after I'd showered. SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES (wow, even the name sounds sensual - especially if you try to add a french accent) carried just the wrong notes and concentration for me. Get a sample first before spending your big bucks on this one - the company I ordered from sent me many samples and are happy to do so...maybe if I spoke French it would have smelled different?

This scent has been a favorite of mine for years. It is salty and metallic but also soft. It works no matter your gender

The smell is made to provoke, rather than seduce, hence its name - magnificent secretions (body discharge). That is not a glamorous name haha. It’s supposed to smell like blood, sweat, saliva, semen etc.

I want to say, first, that I LOVE archive 69...and I thought this would be somewhere in that family...I've spent the last hour scrubbing my arm trying to get the scent off...no one will come near me. my husband dry-heaved when he smelled it...it is so wildly, overwhelmingly off putting that i absolutely can't imagine wearing it as anything but a joke

My Mechanic would be very pleased .... THIS is exactly what the Laddie smells like in .. specific areas ....It's an 'acquired taste' ... along the lines of metal shavings on a balmy day ... when you're bored .... the poolboy's ill, the gardener's come and gone ... yet the desires linger ... so off to the dealer in Pacoima ....perhaps Julio is around ....Nothing special ......reminds one of the Immigration Waiting room ....