Bite Marks

great movie. received quickly.

I found the movie mildly amusing and did find myself chuckling a few times. As with a few of the other reviews, I too found the acting a bit weak at times with some of the supporting cast; it wasn't quite campy, it was just a tad overly dramatic. I did love David Alanson Bradberry, he's Hot, his comedic timing was usually spot on and he just seems a natural in front of the camera. This film reminded me of a Don Knots, Tim Conway movie The Private Eyes, just silly comedy, but then again sometimes just what the Dr. orders...

these two guys should do two more movies to this bring brewster back he was such funthis movie is fun with things like sister have you got the wrong guys said and moreTruck-driver Brewster takes over his missing brother's delivery of a load of coffins to a funeral home.He picks up hitchhiking gay couple Cary and Vogel whose relationship is in trouble to say this movie is funny is sad it is more then funny it's money well spentso the guys can't seem to actStephen Geoffreys from fright night as always is super cool his part is too small but love himBenjamin Lutz is the best of this movie as Brewsterthe mismatch trio must barricade themselves in the cab of the truck and try to survive until dawn... if they canthe sexual tension runs high but Brewster just what did you whisper in vogals ear that you would do hummmmmmdon't see this for the acting or special effects see it for fun and a open mind then you will love it

"Hellbent" remains the best gay horror film of the past decade, and "Into the Lions Den" has more suspense, but "Bite Marks" definitely should be part of your collection if you like a mix of humor, horror and gay sexual subtext. It's silly fun, well cast and kept me laughing or at least smiling up until the end. David Alanson is particularly funny as the rascal boyfriend that gay men hate themselves for loving. He needs to be cast in more films.

So, you may think me as much if you're one of the many who raved about Bite Marks when I say that I could not believe and nor understand all the hype about this...flick. I refuse to refer to drudge as film, and that is what I got in this piece of carp which was critically hailed (by apparent smurfs) and disguised as art. Phewy!The premise of the flick is two guys supposedly hiking across, town..country?? It wasn't really clear on that, or much else. The guys are lovers, although one of them doesn't seem very loving at all and this hike was meant to cement their relationship. Instead it only showed the flaws of their relationship. When one of the guys gets tired of walking they wave down an inept redneck truck driver who is so inane as to miss the very obvious evidence of the murder of the driver he took over from, played by Stephan Geofries of the original Fright Night fame, now old and bloated but still sounding the same. The three men play at commentary dialogue along their trip which tries too hard to be either funny or interesting, and failing at both. When they reach a rest stop the two supposed lovers go off to a bathroom to do what men will and their badly acted love play is witnessed by the hick driver, whom after being totally straight for... however many years, suddenly finds himself looking at the dark-haired cheating boyfriend with renewed interest. Later, back on the road to drop off what is suppose to be a load of coffins to a funeral home, the hick and the cheater share a moment of lust, in the truck, beside the cheating bastards sleeping boyfriend! Whatever, hooray for Hollywood. They get run off the road, end up at dump where all the action is played out as vampire(s) begin to appear, chasing them around the truck which the three are stuck inside of with only the pages of the Bible, a plastic jesus and blessed piss to shield them from certain death. All of this done so in badly acted deadpan humor.If that sounds good to you then by all means, buy/rent this crap and rave to your friends about it. Otherwise, find something truly good to watch.

What a delightful spoof of vampire films. Clever quips by the actors. Suspenseful even in its comic moments. The leading actors were attractive and played their respective roles tongue in cheek to perfection. In addition, the music score was equally delightful. The awesome animation for the opening credits were original and set the tone for this unique film. Even if you don’t like horror films, you will enjoy this one.

I LOVE this absurd 'gay' vampite flick - full of twisted cliches, interesting turns and enjoyable real people characters - of course haveing Benjamin Lutz, Windham Beacham and David Alanson in the film as eye candy doesn't hurt either!If you like unusual horrow-commedies - this is a movie you will enjoy.

This movie had so much potential and then just went off into left field. I read other reviews and I kind of understand where they are coming from IF you look at this as a comedy. However, the first 2/3 of the movie really don't follow that of a comedy. What started as a decent B+ movie quickly turned into a horrible poorly done horror film.